Simultaneously Bored and Overwhelmed alien ADHD journal

Simultaneously bored. Somehow also overwhelmed. Apparently this calls for aliens.

This colorful hardcover journal features a delightfully weird UFO and alien design for brains that can somehow need more stimulation and less stimulation at exactly the same time.

And because ordinary personalization seemed insufficient, your custom name can become part of the alien abduction happening on the back cover.

Personalize Your Alien Abduction

Choose your name and/or phrase:

--Examples--

Beaming Up

Beaming Up: Kelly

Off-Planet Plan B

Jackie's 

Off Planet

Plan B

Alien Status Report

Alex

Human Status: Overwhelmed

Energy: 12%

Attention: Unavailable

Abduction: Approved

Immediate Extraction

Robert

Requests

Immediate

Extraction

A personalized journal, but considerably less normal.

The Design

The front reads:

Simultaneously

Bored and

Overwhelmed

Two exhausted-looking aliens float beneath a colorful UFO surrounded by stars, planets, alien faces, lightning bolts, clouds, and cheerful little space oddities.

The artwork continues around the full cover, creating one bright, weird, unapologetically busy space scene from front to back.

JOURNAL DETAILS

• Hardcover journal
• 150 lined pages / 75 sheets
• Perforated pages for easy removal
• Matte laminated cover
• Full wraparound print
• Bright, crisp full-color artwork
• Casewrap sewn binding
• Flexible spine designed to open comfortably
• Small 0.5" x 0.5" production barcode on the back cover

Made For:

• People with ADHD or AuDHD
• Autistic and neurodivergent adults
• Students with approximately 37 thoughts occurring at once
• Alien and UFO lovers
• Weirdcore stationery fans
• People who collect unusual notebooks
• Writers, doodlers, list makers, and chronic brain-dumpers
• Anyone currently considering off-planet relocation

Use it as an ADHD journal, brain-dump notebook, school notebook, writing journal, idea book, junk journal, travel notebook, or designated storage facility for thoughts that refuse to leave quietly.

A Fun Personalized Gift

A quirky gift for:

• Birthdays
• Back to school
• College students
• ADHD friends
• AuDHD friends
• Autistic adults
• Alien enthusiasts
• Coworkers
• Writers and artists
• People who are simultaneously bored, overwhelmed, and somehow still expected to answer emails

HOW TO PERSONALIZE

Enter:

1. The name you would like printed and a personalization style phrase

Please double-check spelling before ordering. Your personalization will be printed exactly as entered.

Longer names may be slightly resized to keep the design balanced and readable.

Care

Gently wipe dust or dirt away with a soft, clean, dry cloth, working from the center of the cover outward.

Please Note

Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished printed product.

The small barcode shown on the back is required for production.

Made for weird thoughts, unfinished thoughts, surprisingly important thoughts, and whatever your brain was doing before it got distracted by the UFO.