This one’s for the ones who love the holidays — but need a nap halfway through the party.
The “I’m Not Anti-Social, I’m Just Low Battery (Recharging for the Holidays)” hoodie is your cozy reminder that rest is not just allowed — it’s essential. Made for the quiet moments between gatherings, it’s soft, snuggly, and the perfect mix of festive and introvert energy.
Stay warm and recharged with this unisex heavy blend hoodie featuring a classic fit, adjustable drawstring hood, and roomy kangaroo pocket for cozy hands (or snacks — no judgment). Whether you’re curled up on the couch, out for cocoa, or skipping the small talk altogether, this hoodie keeps comfort first.
Because sometimes the best way to celebrate is by skipping the noise and recharging your joy.
Perfect for Christmas, December birthdays, or any moment that calls for comfort and authenticity — gift it to your favorite introvert, neurodivergent pal, or yourself.
Product features
- Spacious kangaroo pocket for warmth
- Adjustable drawstring hood for style
- Sustainably made with minimal fabric waste
- Soft blended fabric of cotton and polyester
- Classic fit for comfort and everyday wear
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
20.08 |
22.05 |
24.02 |
25.98 |
27.99 |
29.92 |
31.89 |
33.86 |
| Length, in |
27.17 |
27.95 |
29.13 |
29.92 |
31.10 |
31.89 |
33.07 |
33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
39.50 |
40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
