Show the world your perfectly imperfect, delightfully quirky self with this statement tee. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (or soft, cozy blends in select colors), this lightweight shirt (4.5 oz/yd² / 153 g/m²) feels like a hug you can wear all year long. With a classic crew neckline and unisex fit, it’s versatile enough for lounging, layering, or adding a dash of humor to any outfit.
Comfort first: Pearlized, tear-away label for zero irritation
Ethically made: Crafted from US-grown cotton, produced sustainably via the US Cotton Trust Protocol
Versatile style: Classic fit that works for casual, semi-formal, or just-for-fun occasions
Lightweight & soft: Perfect for all-day wear and layering under jackets or hoodies
A wardrobe essential for anyone who thrives on humor, authenticity, and a touch of sarcasm—because functioning humans deserve style too.
Care Instructions:
Cold and bold: Machine wash with similar colors at 30°C / 90°F Low and slow: Tumble dry on low to keep it happy Iron vibes: Low heat, steam, or dry—your choice Bleach? Nope: Your shirt deserves better Skip the fancy cleaning: No dry cleaning needed—let it chill at home
