Funny Sarcastic Unisex Tee – Functioning Human, Terms and Conditions A

Functioning Human. Terms and Conditions Apply. 👕✨

Show the world your perfectly imperfect, delightfully quirky self with this statement tee. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (or soft, cozy blends in select colors), this lightweight shirt (4.5 oz/yd² / 153 g/m²) feels like a hug you can wear all year long. With a classic crew neckline and unisex fit, it’s versatile enough for lounging, layering, or adding a dash of humor to any outfit.

Comfort first: Pearlized, tear-away label for zero irritation
Ethically made: Crafted from US-grown cotton, produced sustainably via the US Cotton Trust Protocol
Versatile style: Classic fit that works for casual, semi-formal, or just-for-fun occasions
Lightweight & soft: Perfect for all-day wear and layering under jackets or hoodies

A wardrobe essential for anyone who thrives on humor, authenticity, and a touch of sarcasm—because functioning humans deserve style too.

Care Instructions:

Cold and bold: Machine wash with similar colors at 30°C / 90°F
Low and slow: Tumble dry on low to keep it happy
Iron vibes: Low heat, steam, or dry—your choice
Bleach? Nope: Your shirt deserves better
Skip the fancy cleaning: No dry cleaning needed—let it chill at home

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72	9.96
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50