Funny Functioning Human V-Neck T-Shirt – Unisex Cotton Tee for Everyday Wear, Perfect Gift for Birthdays, Summer Outings, Festivals, Unisex Short Sleeve T-Shirt, Comfortable Style

Functioning Human, Terms and Conditions Apply – Unisex V-Neck Tee

Because “functioning” is subjective. This trendy unisex jersey short sleeve V-neck tee says it all with a witty text design that’s equal parts stylish and relatable. Lightweight and breathable, it’s perfect for year-round wear—whether you’re running errands, lounging at home, or showing up to social plans you almost canceled.

Gift it for birthdays, holidays, or just as a cheeky treat to yourself (because surviving adulthood deserves rewards).

Product Features – Fine Print Included

100% Cotton: Soft, smooth, and easier on the skin than life itself.
V-Neckline: Adds a touch of style to your “I tried” vibe.
Ethically Made: Produced by Bella+Canvas with sustainable practices and a tear-away label (goodbye itchy tags).
Lightweight Fabric: Comfortable for all seasons, whether you’re thriving or barely surviving.

Care Instructions – Handle Like a Functioning Human

Machine Wash: Warm (max 40°C / 105°F)—because your tee likes a cozy bath, not a sauna.
Bleach: Non-chlorine only, unless you want a “special edition” shirt.
Dry: Tumble dry low—gentle, like your social interactions.
Iron/Steam: Medium heat—smooth out wrinkles, not your life.
Dry Clean: Nope. We’re casual, not formal.