Functioning Human V-Neck T-Shirt

Functioning Human, Terms and Conditions Apply – Unisex V-Neck Tee

Embrace the humor and reality of adulting with the “Functioning Human, Terms and Conditions Apply” Unisex V-Neck Tee. This playful, stylish shirt captures the universal truth that being a functioning human is never as simple as it seems. The bold text design combines wit and charm, making it a conversation starter wherever you go.

Crafted from lightweight, breathable jersey cotton, this V-neck tee offers all-day comfort for errands, casual hangouts, work-from-home days, or those social events you debated attending. Its unisex fit ensures versatility for all body types, while the relaxed silhouette makes it perfect for layering or wearing solo.

Whether you’re treating yourself or gifting a friend who appreciates sarcasm, honesty, and comfort, this tee is ideal for birthdays, holidays, or “just because” moments. It’s a wearable celebration of surviving the chaos of everyday life with style and humor.

Product Features – Fine Print Included

100% Cotton: Soft, smooth, and easier on the skin than life itself.
V-Neckline: Adds a touch of style to your “I tried” vibe.
Ethically Made: Produced by Bella+Canvas with sustainable practices and a tear-away label (goodbye itchy tags).
Lightweight Fabric: Comfortable for all seasons, whether you’re thriving or barely surviving.

Care Instructions – Handle Like a Functioning Human

Machine Wash: Warm (max 40°C / 105°F)—because your tee likes a cozy bath, not a sauna.
Bleach: Non-chlorine only, unless you want a “special edition” shirt.
Dry: Tumble dry low—gentle, like your social interactions.
Iron/Steam: Medium heat—smooth out wrinkles, not your life.
Dry Clean: Nope. We’re casual, not formal.