FUNCTIONING HUMAN Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt, Perfect Gift for Mental He

Functioning Human – Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

Finally, a shirt that admits what we’re all thinking: being a functioning human is hard work. This unisex Softstyle tee is lightweight, soft, and ridiculously comfortable—perfect for everything from lounging on the couch to showing up at social events you secretly overthought. The design adds just enough personality to say, “Yes, I’m functioning…but please don’t read the fine print.”

Whether you’re gifting it to a friend, celebrating a birthday, or just rewarding yourself for surviving Monday, this tee is a wearable mix of comfort, honesty, and humor.

Product Features – Keeping Humans Functioning Since Forever

Seam-Free Sides: Flatters your shape and keeps waste low (unlike your energy levels).
Ribbed Knit Collar: Holds its form, even when you don’t.
Shoulder Tape: Stops stretching—because something in life should stay stable.
100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Soft, smooth, and far more reliable than your Wi-Fi.
Ethically Made: Certified safe and sustainable, so you can function with less guilt.

Care Instructions – For Functioning Humans Only

Machine Wash: Cold (max 30°C / 90°F), with similar colors—because nobody needs drama in the laundry.
Bleach: Don’t. Save the chaos for your brain, not your shirt.
Dry: Tumble dry low—like your energy levels by 3 PM.
Iron/Steam: Low heat—smooth shirt, still messy life.
Dry Clean: Absolutely not. We’re functioning, not fancy.

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72	9.96
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50