Functioning Human, Terms and Conditions Apply – Unisex Ringer T-Shirt
Because being a functioning human is complicated. This unisex cotton ringer T-shirt is equal parts stylish and sarcastic, perfect for casual outings, lounging at home, or navigating life with your own set of fine print. Made from soft, breathable fabric, it’s comfy enough for cozy evenings and cool enough for everyday wear. The contrasting collar and sleeves add a retro flair, so you can look put-together even if your brain feels like it’s running on a trial version.
Gift it to friends, family, or yourself—because let’s face it, every functioning human deserves a shirt that admits the truth.
Product Features – Fine Print Included
100% Cotton (Solid Colors): Soft enough to wear while pretending you’ve got it together.
Contrasting Collar & Sleeves: Retro style with just a hint of “quirky disclaimer.”
Side Seams: Keeps its shape, unlike your life plans.
Combed, Ring-Spun Cotton: High quality, low effort—just how we like it.
Lightweight Fabric (4.3 oz/yd²): Comfortable year-round, whether you’re thriving or barely surviving.
Care Instructions – Functioning Human Edition
Machine Wash: Cold (max 30°C / 90°F) – keep it chill, like your social battery.
Bleach: Non-chlorine only—because drama is for people, not laundry.
Dry: Tumble dry low, just like your expectations.
Iron/Steam: Low heat—smooth shirt, messy life.
Dry Clean: Hard pass. We’re functioning, not fancy.
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| Width, in |
17.50 |
19.00 |
20.50 |
22.00 |
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26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
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32.00 |
33.00 |
