"Functioning Human" Unisex College Hoodie, Funny Sweatshirt, Campus Apparel, Perfect Gift for Students, College Life, Cozy Hoodie

Functioning Human Hoodie
Some days you’re a powerhouse. Other days…well, you’re functioning human-level, and that’s okay. This hoodie gets it. Cozy enough to survive Zoom calls, errands, or existential crises, it’s perfect for anyone who’s mastered the fine art of showing up (sometimes) and thriving (occasionally).

-Soft, warm, and oversized for maximum comfort.

-Classic unisex fit for all weird humans.

-Printed with cheeky, high-quality ink that lasts through coffee spills, hand-wringing, and repeated hugs.

Whether it’s a treat for yourself or a gift for the overachiever in your life (or the chronic overthinker), this hoodie is a wearable nod to the messy, wonderful business of being human.

Product Features (aka Hoodie Powers)

Built to Last: Side seams keep your hoodie holding its shape, even through binge-watching marathons and emotional spirals.
Custom Cozy: Adjustable hood with drawstring—because your level of snugness should always be negotiable.

Pocket of Possibilities: Spacious kangaroo pocket for snacks, hands, or the occasional existential thought.

Soft & Snuggly: Made from a ringspun cotton + polyester blend—perfect for warmth, comfort, and low-key hiding from responsibilities.
Ethically Made: Certified by WRAP, Sedex, and PETA—so you can look good, feel good, and be kind to the planet while doing it.

Care Instructions (aka Keep Your Hoodie Happy)

Machine Wash: Cold water only (max 30°C / 90°F)—because your hoodie likes it chill.
No Bleach: It’s not a chemistry experiment, just a cozy companion.
Tumble Dry: Low heat, like your attention span on a Monday morning.
Iron/Steam: Low heat only—your hoodie prefers gentle persuasion.
No Dry Clean: This isn’t fancy; it’s weird, comfy, and ready for life as-is.