You can keep your fancy gadgets — all we want for Christmas is a regulated nervous system.
This cozy hoodie is made for everyone who’s tired of masking, managing, and “making it through” another overstimulating holiday season. Soft on the outside and even softer on the inside, it’s the perfect post-gathering decompress uniform — ideal for wrapping up in a weighted blanket, sipping cocoa, and letting your nervous system rest.
The “All I Want for Christmas Is a Regulated Nervous System” hoodie brings comfort, humor, and heart to your wardrobe. Its classic fit, adjustable drawstring hood, and roomy kangaroo pocket make it as functional as it is feel-good.
Because peace on earth starts with peace in your own body.
Perfect for cozy nights at home, low-sensory celebrations, or as a thoughtful gift for your favorite neurodivergent friend, this unisex heavy-blend sweatshirt offers warmth without bulk — comfort that feels like self-care.
Product features - Spacious kangaroo pouch for warmth and convenience. - Adjustable drawstring hood for a customizable fit. - Eco-friendly construction reduces fabric waste with a tubular knit. - Soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend offers durability and comfort. - Classic fit makes it suitable for various occasions and styles.
Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
