{"product_id":"simultaneously-bored-and-overwhelmed-alien-adhd-journal","title":"Simultaneously Bored and Overwhelmed alien ADHD journal","description":"\u003cp\u003eSimultaneously bored. Somehow also overwhelmed. Apparently this calls for aliens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis colorful hardcover journal features a delightfully weird UFO and alien design for brains that can somehow need more stimulation and less stimulation at exactly the same time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd because ordinary personalization seemed insufficient, your custom name can become part of the alien abduction happening on the back cover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePersonalize Your Alien Abduction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose your name and\/or phrase:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e--Examples--\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeaming Up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeaming Up: Kelly\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOff-Planet Plan B\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJackie's \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOff Planet\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlan B\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlien Status Report\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlex\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHuman Status: Overwhelmed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEnergy: 12%\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAttention: Unavailable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbduction: Approved\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eImmediate Extraction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRobert\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRequests\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eImmediate\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExtraction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA personalized journal, but considerably less normal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe front reads:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSimultaneously\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBored and\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOverwhelmed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo exhausted-looking aliens float beneath a colorful UFO surrounded by stars, planets, alien faces, lightning bolts, clouds, and cheerful little space oddities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe artwork continues around the full cover, creating one bright, weird, unapologetically busy space scene from front to back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJOURNAL DETAILS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHardcover journal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e150 lined pages \/ 75 sheets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerforated pages for easy removal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatte laminated cover\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull wraparound print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBright, crisp full-color artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCasewrap sewn binding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlexible spine designed to open comfortably\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall 0.5\" x 0.5\" production barcode on the back cover\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade For:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople with ADHD or AuDHD\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAutistic and neurodivergent adults\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStudents with approximately 37 thoughts occurring at once\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAlien and UFO lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeirdcore stationery fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who collect unusual notebooks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWriters, doodlers, list makers, and chronic brain-dumpers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone currently considering off-planet relocation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUse it as an ADHD journal, brain-dump notebook, school notebook, writing journal, idea book, junk journal, travel notebook, or designated storage facility for thoughts that refuse to leave quietly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA Fun Personalized Gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA quirky gift for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBirthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack to school\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollege students\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eADHD friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAuDHD friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAutistic adults\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAlien enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoworkers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWriters and artists\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who are simultaneously bored, overwhelmed, and somehow still expected to answer emails\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHOW TO PERSONALIZE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEnter:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1. The name you would like printed and a personalization style phrase\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease double-check spelling before ordering. Your personalization will be printed exactly as entered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLonger names may be slightly resized to keep the design balanced and readable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGently wipe dust or dirt away with a soft, clean, dry cloth, working from the center of the cover outward.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease Note\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eColors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished printed product.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe small barcode shown on the back is required for production.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade for weird thoughts, unfinished thoughts, surprisingly important thoughts, and whatever your brain was doing before it got distracted by the UFO.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eJournal\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.07\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e5.71\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eDepth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e0.55\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Journal","offer_id":44010594992187,"sku":"16362655452870587317","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0632\/2615\/0971\/files\/20260819165414-1f19bee9-b9c9-697e-996d-76468da7ea73.png?v=1787169309","url":"https:\/\/ymkweird.com\/products\/simultaneously-bored-and-overwhelmed-alien-adhd-journal","provider":"You're My Kind of Weird","version":"1.0","type":"link"}